The Purple Picaroon, A Perfidious Plural Plunderer

A very silly villain in honor of Talk Like A Pirate Day.

The Purple Picaroon

The Purple Picaroon (true identity and origin unknown) appears to be severely delusional, perceiving reality as a strange mix between the real world and some kind of elaborate nautically-themed stage show in which they're acting the lead.  Their ability to project psionic illusions lets them share the madness with those around them, as well as helping them escape capture in the event of being defeated.  

Thankfully, they seem to fairly harmless as supervillains go, with little interest in truly harming people as long as they play along with the "show" being acted out.  That doesn't stop the Picaroon from looting businesses of their "pieces of eight" or seizing "merchantmen" (or buses, trains, and aircraft they perceive as such) to steal booty and take hostages for ransom.  Many such hostages are quietly released once the "scene" ends and they're safely "off-stage" but sometimes the Picaroon stays focused long enough for a kidnapping to become a real issue.  Few other villains are willing to work with this lunatic, but occasionally lesser criminals will tag along opportunistically, playing at being sailors in hopes of being able to do some plundering of their own in the confusion.

The possibility that the Purple Picaroon is secretly much more rational than they act can't be completely dismissed, and the fact that they've been operating for years without a single "capture" sticking long enough for a trial is rather worrisome.  But maybe they're just very, very lucky, and nothing more sinister is going on.

Description: A rather androgynous figure dressed in a over-the-top theatrical pirate captain's outfit, all in shades of purple and including an implausible flowing cloak.  Heavily armed with what might be prop weaponry, including a brace of flintlock pistols, a pair of belaying pins, and an intimidatingly large knife all shoved into a waist sash.  Even their cutlass flickers with violet light as they brandish it.  They spout a steady stream of stereotyped nautical gibberish in a clear alto voice.

Their Legion minions follow a similar nautical, purple-tinted aesthetic but vary considerably in appearance, from youthful powder boys to burly shirtless sailors covered in tattoos to lower ranking ship's officers.  Their voices are identical though, and they all have equally fake mustaches in various styles.  

Gender: Presents As Male     Age: Early Twenties     Height: 5'4"     Eyes: Cornflower Blue

Hair: Short-Cropped Blonde, Obviously Fake Mustache     Skin: Tanned     Build: Lithe

Approach:  Tactician                                Archetype:  Legion

Health:  15 + (5 x H)

Powers: Agility d8, Illusions d8, Leaping d6, Swinging d6

Qualities: Acrobatics d10, Delusional Stage-Show Swashbuckler d8, Finesse d8, Fitness d6

Status: (# of Legion Minions) 0 - d12 / 1-2 - d10 / 3-4 - d8 / 5-8 - d6 / 9+ - d4

Abilities:

Ahoy, Mateys! (A) Add two Legion minions to the scene.  Their starting die size is one smaller than your current status die.

Divided Attention (I) Whenever multiple Legion minions all take the same action against the same target, you must roll all their dice at once and use the lowest rolling die amongst them for each minion's result on that action.

Follow Me, Sailor! (A) Make a basic action using Delusional Stage-Show Swashbuckler.  Use your Max die.  One nearby ally also makes that same basic action as their reaction.

Glorious Death Scene (R) When one of your minions is destroyed, roll its die and Recover that much Health.

Stage Directions (R) Take one irreducible damage to reroll an ally's dice pool.

Upgrades & Masteries (optional):

Brace Up, Lads! + 5 Health.  Gain Embolden (A) Upgrade one group of Legion minions in the scene by increasing their die size by one (max d12).

Master of Conquest (I) As long as you are in command of your own forces, automatically succeed at an Overcome to seize an area or capture civilians.

Tactics

The Purple Picaroon is a theatrically flamboyant fighter but not a very bloodthirsty one, favoring non-lethal blows further enabled by their psychic power letting them inflict "imaginary" harm even with apparently-deadly weapons.  Fighting them is a rather surreal experience, much like being an involuntary member of the cast of a badly-written stage show.  When a scene starts, they'll usually begin by using Ahoy, Mateys! to create a pair of strong minions, repeating as desired but generally avoiding putting out more than four minions at once.  They'll follow that with Follow Me, Sailor! to double up the most suitable basic action with one of their crewmen - usually an Attack or Hinder, but anything's possible.  That includes impromptu duets or dance numbers.  Note that the ability doesn't require using the action on the same target, so they can spread them around if desired.  When an ally rolls poorly they'll use Stage Directions to give them another chance at putting on a better performance.  If a minion is destroyed while the Picaroon still has  a reaction available they'll use Glorious Death Scene to ham up the defeat and heal some damage.  Their minions are somewhat hampered by Divided Attention, but there are rarely many minions in play so it's not too much of an issue.

With their upgrade their minions can easily have their die sizes improved, letting them focus on quality henchmen rather than quantity.  Their mastery lets them focus their minions on "seizing the enemy bridge" or carrying off captives for ransom - or whatever their current delusion thinks is going on.  

Design Notes:  If you're thinking "Mister B Natural" from MST3K but dressed up as a purple pirate, you've got the mental image about right here.  The concept is absurdist, but mechanically they're no joke at all, and can make for a tough (if silly) scene when backed up with some actually mean-spirited thugs who've come along for the ride and some suitable challenges.  Super-Fan thinks the Purple Picaroon is the bestest villain ever and may arrange an "introduction" for your heroes in the hopes they become nemeses.

Note that despite the nautical theme, The Picaroon has no die in Swimming, and in fact gets seasick rather easily.

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Mister Kong, Psychic Super-Gorilla Heister

How did I not have a gorilla supervillain already?  That's no way to sell comics.  Well, easily fixed.

Mister Kong

Mister Kong (he's quite insistent on the "Mister" part) is the accidental product of an ethically-bankrupt research program intended to produce uplifted gorilla super-soldiers, something that completely overlooked the relatively small number of gorillas available for such treatments.  The entire affair was a debacle, with Mister Kong developing the unplanned ability to project convincing psionic illusions and using it to escape confinement, vanishing into the criminal underworld.  He's built himself a solid reputation as a minor criminal mastermind, skillfully planning and executing a series of profitable heists that let him live comfortably in seclusion.  He usually works with simple criminals, although he has been seen in league with other supervillains who share his monetary motivations. 

The super-gorilla has a sizable mental library of illusory disguises that let him operate in public without attracting undue attention, with a particular fondness for elderly human females of various ethnicities.  He's also been known to adopt the appearance of security guards and police officers while on a job, as well as imitating heroes during combat to confuse their allies.  Mister Kong is surprisingly realistic about his own capabilities compared to the broader supers community, but he's not afraid to take on multiple foes at once when he sees an opportunity to catch them off guard.  Ordinary humans get a lot less respect from him, and he happily displays his physical superiority when opposed by "mere" law enforcement officers.

Description: A powerfully built adult male gorilla.  Spends more time walking upright than any normal member of the species.  Often wears a compact communications headset networked with his allies and henchmen.  His voice is deep and guttural, but his English diction and grammar are impeccable.  

Gender: Male        Age: 24          Height: 6'2"          Eyes: Black

Fur: Black & Silver          Skin: Black          Build: Like A Gorilla

Approach: Dampening                         Archetype: Guerrilla

Health:  45 + (5 x H)

Powers: Illusions d10, Strength d8, Vitality d8

Qualities:  Close Combat d10, Criminal Underworld Info d8, Persuasion d8, Psychic Super-Gorilla d8

Status: (# of Enemies Engaged) 4+ - d10 / 2-3 - d8 / 0-1 - d6

Abilities:

Exchanged Images (A) Attack one target using Illusions.  Use your Max + Min die.  Defend against all Attacks from targets other than that target with your Mid die until your next turn.  All Defended damage is dealt to the target of your Attack instead.

Threat Display (A) Attack one target using Close Combat.  Use your Max die.  Hinder each opponent that can see or hear the target using your Min die.

Twisted Perceptions (A) Hinder using Illusions.  Use your Max die.  That penalty is persistent and exclusive.  As long as that penalty is on the target, reduce their highest power die of your choice by one die size.  Attack using your Mid die.

Wrong Target (R) Defend against an Attack by rolling your single status die.  Deal that much damage to a different nearby target.

Upgrades & Masteries (optional):

Group Fighter (I) +20 Health.  When you take an action that lets you make an Attack, also make an Attack using your Mid die.

Gorilla Behind the Curtain (I) As long as you are not directly involved in the fray and are using your influence indirectly, automatically succeed at an Overcome to manipulate a situation.

Tactics

Mister Kong is a gorilla, but he's not fool enough to overestimate how physically powerful some supers are.  He frequently tries to remain unnoticed behind a shroud of psychic illusions while assessing his foes, focusing on critical Overcomes to achieve his goals, or position himself for a sudden ambush.  When he does take direct action, he's quick to engage multiple foes so he can use their numbers against them, relying on Wrong Target to protect himself while misdirecting Attacks through evasion and phantasmal projections.  His other abilities mix powerful blows with illusory images to confound his enemies.  Twisted Perceptions is used against whatever hero seems to be the greatest threat.  Threat Display is a daunting show of brute savagery augmented by psychic "special effects" that make the damage seem worse than it is.  Exchanged Images hits very hard and swaps the appearance of Mister Kong and his target for a brief period, leading to "friendly fire" incidents as his other foes struggle to identify who's who.

With his upgrade he's much better at dealing raw damage and dealing with multiple foes, while his mastery encourages him to employ psychic trickery and direct his allies from relative safety.

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Mister Kong usually works with fairly low-grade help, but he's good at recruiting them in large numbers when he needs them.  Sometimes he even lets them know he's a gorilla in advance.  Usually he saves it as a special surprise.

Boss Thug d8 lieutenant

Description: An experienced human criminal, unobtrusively dressed and armed with a variety of concealed weapons.  Dangerous by themselves, but even better at bossing around lesser crooks.

Take Charge: If you take a Boost action, you may target all nearby allied Typical Thug minions.

Human Shield: Gain a +2 bonus to saving rolls against damage as long as there's at least one allied Typical Thug minion close by.

Typical Thug d8 minions

Description: Your basic human crook, usually cheaply dressed and armed with a concealed pistol that they're reasonably competent at using.  Not too bright but also not too ambitious, they're pretty reliable as long as someone's keeping an eye on them.

Follows Orders Well: If an allied lieutenant or villain Boosts you, increase the value of the bonus created by one.

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Fnord Model M, An Automotive Nightmare

A goofy concept resulting from spicy food before bedtime, vague memories of the Go-Bots cartoon and nostalgia for playing Car Wars back in the 1980s..

Fnord Model M

When Fnord Motors decided to use an experimental artificial intelligence to run their new fully-automated manufacturing facility it was expected to turn the company's failing fortunes around and let them reclaim their position in the automotive industry.  Unfortunately, the programmers emphasized market competitiveness a little too much.  The factory AI quickly went rogue and began producing new models of semi-autonomous vehicles designed to seek out competitors' products, violently dismember them and drag the resulting supply of parts and raw materials back to its factory to produce more of Fnord's new line.  Authorities quickly traced the strange new auto-drones back to their base and (with superheroic resistance) managed to shut the operation down, but not before copies of the Fnord AI had escaped digitally, leaving Fnord's unwitting organic management behind to face lawsuits, bankruptcy and ruin..

Since then there have been periodic outbreaks of further activity, with the AI using various deceits and hacking to covertly establish a new "production line" somewhere and gradually building up a new fleet of vehicles to carry out its deranged program and "Make Fnord #1" again.  Each iteration has evolved, with its newer designs displaying better tactics and increasing stealth to blend in with civilian traffic until the time is right to strike.  The factory AI has also learned to embody itself in more mobile frames to avoid being digitally isolated, with the current Model M prototype being a serious threat even to military AFVs and superheroes.  The AI's goals don't seem to be changing - no grandiose plans of exterminating humanity or anything like that - but its monomaniacal obsession with removing all other automobiles from the road by force is a threat to life and limb that can't be ignored. 

Description: Shape-changing robotic wheeled vehicle hosting a deranged AI.  It can disguise itself as almost any four-wheeled vehicle from a compact car to small truck, and can vary its paint schemes, license plates and even deploy extra fake wheels as required.  The windows are always dark or reflective though.  When not concealing itself, it favors a heavily-built sedan frame with a massive ram plate, covered in spiked armor plates and various industrial cutters and grinders.  A humanoid torso rises from the hood, centaur-like, equipped with powerful manipulators, concealed torches and welding apparatus.  If need be, the passenger compartment can open up to reveal a turret full of military-grade weaponry, but it really prefers to indulge in close combat.  It doesn't "speak" normally other than its roaring engine, blaring horns and squealing tires, but can communicate via radio using a mechanical text-to-speech voice if absolutely necessary.       

Gender: It's A Car          Age: 2023 Model         Height: Variable          Eyes: It's A Car!

Hair: It's A Car!!     Skin: It's A Car!!!     Built: USA, Not Some Shoddy Foreign Import Job

Approach:  Focused                 Archetype:  Loner

Health:  25 + (5 x H)

Powers: Prototype Chassis d12, Shapeshifting d8

Qualities: Close Combat d10, Deranged Automotive AI d8, Technology d8 

Status: (# of Other Allied Villains) 0 - d10 / 1-2 - d8 / 3+ - d6

Abilities:

Defensive Driving (R) Defend against an Attack against only you by rolling your single Prototype Chassis die.  Boost yourself using the amount of damage reduced.

Demolition Derby (A) Attack multiple targets using Prototype Chassis.  Hinder each target using your Max die.

Jump Start (R) When Attacked with Electricity, Recover that amount of Health instead of taking damage.  When Hindered with Electricity, Boost yourself using the same roll instead.

Red Asphalt (A) Attack using Shapeshifting.  Use your Max die.  Recover Health equal to your Mid + Min dice.

Spark Plug (I) Ignore all damage from Electricity.

Upgrades & Masteries (optional):

Mook Squad +0 Health.  Gain Deploy Murder-Wheels (A) Replenish your Murder-Wheel minions up to the number of heroes in the scene.

Master of Superiority (I) As long as you are manifesting an effect related to a power you have at d12, automatically succeed at an Overcome involving usage of those powers.

Tactics:

Left to its own devices the Fnord Model M is content to simply dismember other vehicles for parts to carry back to its factory, but if opposed in any way it's quick to turn its dangerous tools into deadly weapons.  It prefers to use Demolition Derby to deliver crushing rams to multiple targets (including any other vehicles it can reach), switching to Red Asphalt to deal with whatever foe seems most dangerous while reconfiguring itself to repair any accumulated damage.  Defensive Driving makes it quite difficult to damage and provides a steady source of bonuses to use on its other abilities, although it may use its reaction for Jump Start instead if hit by a strong Electricity-based Attack or Hinder.  Weaker electrical Attacks will simply be ignored with Spark Plug instead.

With its upgrade the Fnord Model M carries a ready supply of light parasite vehicles inside its frame.  Its mastery further improves the already-remarkable handling and durability of its mechanical body.  

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Battle-Car d8 or d10 lieutenant

Description: A four- or six-wheeled combat drone disguised as any of a wide variety of street-legal civilian vehicles.  Doesn't stand out from regular traffic until it deploys the articulated robotic arms tipped with grabber claws and rotary saws.  Most have a concealed rack of anti-air missiles to deal with flying attackers, but they prefer ramming and fighting in melee.

Hit & Run:  When taking an Attack action you may roll your die twice and take the higher result.  If you do so, divide the damage dealt as evenly as possible between any number of close targets.  You may move afterward subject to the rules of your Street Legal ability.

Street Legal: You may move to any street location in the scene without using an action.  Contrariwise, you can't traverse most stairs, steep inclines, or any terrain impassable to a standard automobile or light truck.

Murder-Wheel d6 or d8 minion

Description: A 5' tall monowheel robot with two mechanical grippers and one or two tool arms tipped with cutting torches and rotary saws for disassembling machinery.  Can also use firearms built for regular humans.  Think "Terminator Unicycle of Doom" and you've pretty much got it.      

Monowheel: You may move to any street location in the scene without using an action.  Contrariwise, you can't traverse any terrain impassable to a dirt bike or ATV.

Scoot: After taking an Attack action against a close target, you may move afterward subject to the rules of your Monowheel ability.

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Villain Design Analysis: Final Thoughts

Wrapping up this series with a few final thoughts:

1) As I said way back at the start of all this not all villains are created equal, and once you've gotten yours built it's worth doing some test runs to get a good idea how much damage they'll hand out from turn to turn, as well as how well they apply penalties and absorb incoming damage.  Keeping that in mind when scene building will give you a better idea of the villain's de facto impact on a situation, and in extreme cases you might even want to treat a villain as an extra element of their difficulty level for your budget, or adjust them up or down one level on the simple/moderate/difficult scale.

2) I originally suggested starting with a concept for your villain in mind before tackling the mechanical side of things, but I didn't mention that "I wonder what I can do with the abilities of this Approach/Archetype pairing?" is a perfectly legitimate concept.  You can get some real inspiration about the nature of a villain just by mashing together some abilities - especially ones that don't initially seem to work well together - and sometimes just a single standout ability is enough to form the seed of a villain writeup.  The creation process can go both ways.

3) Don't get too hung up on names and descriptive fluff, especially when it comes to Approaches and Archetypes.  For ex, Loners Archetypes supposedly don't like working with other villains, and their status die and even some abilities reflect that.  But you could easily reskin that so that you have a whole team of Loner villains who are actually drawing power from the same energy source, and grow more effective as they suffer losses and their power is shared between fewer people.  Look at the mechanical effects of abilities and see if they inspire you to do something different with your Approach/Archetype pairings.

3b) And by all means, re-name your abilities however you want.  The GM has enough mental work to deal with, and customizing your ability names will probably make it a little easier to remember which one does what at the table.  If the names sound cool and suggest the villain's style to your players all the better.

And that's all, folks.  Hopefully this rather sprawling series of posts has been of use, or at least an interesting read

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